We Should Count Our Blessings. I Mean, He Could've Been Looking at the Dog

An elderly man was arrested Thursday after neighbors made countless complaints that the man repeatedly exposed himself to women walking outside of his Stuart home. On Thursday Frank Scornavacca, 54, was arrested and charged with indecent exposure.

The Martin County sheriff's office sent in an undercover female detective along with a dog to try and catch Scornavacca in the act.

According to the arrest affidavit, when the female detective got closer to the suspect's home, Scornavacca was standing compeltely naked in his screened in porch. The detective said the man was masturbating while looking directly at her.

Isn't it entrapment if the police get you to do something you wouldn't have done otherwise? Oh, right, a man was masturbating. Never mind.

Okay, but you agree with me on this, right? Fifty-four, that's not elderly, is it?