Do It To Me Florist-Style

Abstinence Rose Pin:

"You are like a beautiful rose.
Each time you engage in premarital sex,
a precious petal is stripped away.
Don't leave your future husband
holding a bare stem. Abstain."

Well, not so fast there. Some guys -- he said while pointing in his own direction -- like a girl who's lost her petals (and burnished her stem, for that matter) because those girls know the beauty of the flower is lost on us and, more important, but directly related, they know how to use their stems.