Friday, October 20, 2006

"Indiana Jones and the Enlarged Prostate," Would Probably Be Appropriate, Too


Harrison Ford says he feels "fit to continue" to play Indiana Jones despite growing older. Ford, 64, said at the inaugural Rome Film Festival on Friday that he was delighted to team up again with directors Steven Spielberg and George Lucas for the film. . . .

Ford played Indiana Jones in 1981's "Raiders of the Lost Ark," 1984's "Temple of Doom" and 1989's "The Last Crusade." . . .

Ford declined to provide details about a shooting schedule or film locations, adding that the directors were not yet finished with the script.

"I think it's a real opportunity to make a film as successful ... as the ones we've made before," he said. "In fact, we're sticking very close to the formula that made those movies so well received, right down to the title."

Ford did not say what the movie would be called, but the titles under consideration include "Raiders of the Social Security Fund," "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Depends," and "The Last Erection."

1 Comments:

Blogger reenee said...

I know that this has nothing to do with anything, but I liked him best as Bob Falfa.

8:05 PM  

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