The Pillow Fight League
Name: Ruth Lesley
Real: Kristin
Age: 27
Day job: writer
Hometown: Winnipeg
Height: 4'11"
Weight: 105 lbs.
Measurements: 38-26-38
Status: Retired
PILLOW FIGHTING BACKGROUND
First Pillow Fight: With my little sister, Ashley, when we were kids. She's eight years younger than me so I let her win.
Why am I a Pillow Fighter?
Fighting without a pillow isn't ladylike, but ritualized combat helps to keep me in top form for when the revolution comes.
got pillow?
posted by Biff Loman at 1:33 PM
3 Comments:
A man thought of this.
I don't think you're giving the self-hating women, the post-feminist ironists making clever statements on contemporary gender roles, or the clueless co-eds with daddy issues enough credit, here.
Okay, a man thought of this.
Forgive me for doubting.
Okay, a man thought of this.
Forgive me for doubting.
Ah yes, a sudden intuitive realization, a moment of clarity if you will.
It's right up there with a good burp.
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