Seriously, College Libraries and Computer Labs Should Have that Game Removed from their Computers

Tough Drill Sergeant: Why are you really here?
Grunt: I want to make this land safe.
Tough Drill Sergeant: WHY ARE YOU HERE, SOLDIER?
Grunt: I'm here because I'm bored.
Tough Drill Sergeant: Don't you ever forget that. . . .

Minesweeper: The Movie -- Because the Computer Cheats in Solitaire