“Dear Supreme Court, From This Picture of My Son's Class, It Appears You Really Screwed the Pooch on Your Recent Desegregation Opinion”

If you had to guess, which kid would you say was held back, and is in the same class for the September 6, 2007 picture? I'll give you a hint: foreground, front row, lower left-hand side.

Consider it a lesson learned, kid: If you're going to flip off The Man, you've got to pick your spots. Usually, this lesson comes with a beat-down or, at least, a tasering, so although it might not seem like it now—as you're learning to tie, nay, velcro-latch your shoes for the second year in a row—trust me. You got off easy.