“Mom, I Don't Care What They Do in Public Schools. Stop Hitting on Me. Dad, Take Off the Black Trenchcoat, and Back Away from the AK47”

A Van Nuys teacher was arrested on suspicion of having a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old boy, police said Friday.

According to police, Merideth Johnson Vincent, 40, was arrested on Thursday at about 3 p.m.

Vincent is a teacher of a private home schooling group, KNBC's Laurel Erickson reported.

Wow, they aren't kidding: home schooling really can provide kids all of the same experiences as traditional schools. I stand corrected.