It's Pierce County: He Was Probably Having Sex with the Dog so His Neighbor Couldn't.
A man accused of having sex with the family dog has been charged under the state's new animal cruelty law, which makes bestiality a felony, a prosecutor said.
Michael Patrick McPhail, 26, of nearby Spanaway, pleaded not guilty Thursday to one count of first-degree animal cruelty in Pierce County Superior Court.
Assistant Pierce County Prosecutor Karen Watson said McPhail was the first person in Pierce County to be charged with the new bestiality offense. . . .
McPhail's wife told investigators that she found her husband on their back porch Wednesday night having intercourse with their 4-year-old female pit bull terrier, the Pierce County sheriff's office report said.
"Since when is making love to your own dog a crime?" said Mr. McPhail at a hastily called press conference. When told that it has been illegal since June, McPhail said, "Oh. Well, I'm going to need to speak to an attorney, then."
There's something wrong in your relationship when you have to get a public defender to represent you because your wife won't grant you access to the family assets after your arrest. But then, you probably knew that, that something was wrong with your relationship. It probably occurred to you once or twice when you were fucking the dog on the back porch.
posted by Biff Loman at 10:44 PM
2 Comments:
Wow, his wife took photos with her cell phone and THEN called the cops?
Damn Biff, all KINDS of odd things are always happening in Washington state, eh?
Well, as you are fond of saying, "The kicks just keep getting harder to find." Washingtonians, like a pigs when it comes to truffles, have a preternatural knack for finding the illegal and immoral ones.
I think that's why I like it so much here.
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