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Thank the Japanese for pushing humanity one step closer to sexbots: This almost-perfect, silicon-made Honey Doll is equipped with touch sensors that will make her moan with different sounds.

But chances are, if you're in the target demographic, i.e., you've never heard a real woman moan, you'll never hear the doll moan, either. So save your money.