Actually, I'd Go to Disney for Something like That
In the Kink Olympics—at least, until Japan retires—everyone is playing for Silver. Seriously, it's not even close anymore.
What? You think we're competitive? Okay, try to imagine a world in which Disney employees have to pull back Minnie Mouse's labia so kids can get inside Space Mountain. You can't do it, can you?
As I said, we're, all, playing for Silver.
Accept it. Move on.
posted by Biff Loman at 12:20 AM
2 Comments:
Yeah, I can't picture it either.
I'm beginning to see it, but I've been humming “It's a Small World” in my mind non-stop for a few days now, and the visions might be just a side effect of long-term exposure to the tune-y goodness.
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