“I Got a Rock”

Of all the Peanuts specials, this one is my favorite. To me, it captures the charming pathos of Schultz better than any of the others, and to boot, as a child, it gave me the quote that defined my existence, the one I broke out whenever I was expecting Life to fulfill its promises and lavish its blessings upon me, but had it drop its pants and take a dump on my head, instead.

Without it, I would've just said, “fuck” a lot. To be honest, I should probably qualify that last statement, with “I would've just said, ‘fuck’ a lot more.”