The Birds and the Bees Are Affected by Global Warming. Let's Hope Tipper and Al Aren't

[voice over]: They use to hibernate from December to March, but, now, with Global Warming accelerating at an alarming pace, the British environment is changing its habits. And according to some, not in a good way.…

Leslie Perkins, British Wildlife Society: Yeah, we've had a lot of problems with inappropriate pollination. We believe Global Warming is having a detrimental effect, and that it is made even worse by our travel habits here, in the U.K.

Ted Breast, Robin: Oh, yeah, yeah, we've got all these “tourists”coming over now, you know, nicking all our birds…

Björn Tolove: It is so wonderful! I can't get enough of the English Tits, you know. They're so randy! And so early in the year. I expect normally, like, to have a Spring sex party, but you can have it in the Winter, too.

Ohhhh. Thank you, Tracy.

Be warned, you readers not from Seattle: This clip includes rampant animal sex and a beast-filled orgy scene at the end.

And ladies, if you feel unsafe because you think that squirrel is leering at you, act on those feelings. Based on this, I'd say, he probably is. Take precautions.