A Sign Sex Tapes Have Jumped the Shark: Cloris Leachman Has One

Add this to the list of things you thought you'd never say during sex:

“Oh, yeah, Grandma, don't stop! Your wrinkled hand feels so good on my schlong.”

The Stuff Wet Dreams Are Made of—if You're a Nerd, like I am

The librarians at the University of Washington got bored with the usual librarian sexiness, so they upped the ante. As a result, I'm going to need some alone time.

I'll be back shortly.

The World Is Hardest on the Clumsy 'Ho's

Whoreders from Brandon Johnson

Compulsive Whoreding is a mental disorder marked by an obsessive need to acquire and keep whores, even if the whores are worthless, hazardous, or unsanitary.

Captain P: I don't know why I keep all these bitches. Maybe, it's because I love, but I know now that some of these 'ho's have got to go.…

Dr. Michael Littlefield: I work with people who suffer from OCD, whoreding, and lots of stuff.


Frequently, compulsive whoredoms will make excuses for why certain whores should not be discarded.

Dr. Littlefield: How did she hurt her eye, Captain?

Capt. P: She ran into a door.

Dr. Littlefield: You have to get rid of the clumsy whores. I'm sorry.

Capt. P: You gotta' leave, Li'l' Bruises. You gotta' go.

Finally, a reality show I can get behind.