It's Wrong, so Very, Very Wrong

Aww, that's just the cutest thing.

Of course, as you know, I don't really do cute. I'm more of a “decadent” guy. So, I'm more drawn to this:



Yeah, that really happened.

“I Like the Dog. If He Can't Eat It, or Fuck It, He Pisses on It. I Can Get behind That.”

I also liked,

“Son, people will always try and fuck you. Don't waste your life planning for a fucking, just be alert when your pants are down.”

It's funny stuff—unless it's coming from your dad. Then, he's the champ, and you're the punching bag.

Trust me. Your friends will never let you live down, “You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again after your bullshit dies out over someone else's house,” and they're going to come over all the time to experience your dad's wisdom without having to catch any of his backlash.

But Then, She's Had My Heart since the Debut of Her Band, The Sugarcubes, back in the 80s

Seth Myers: America's not the only country facing widespread recession, but no nation has experienced the financial crisis worse than Iceland, whose economy and government have completely collapsed. Here to comment is Iceland's most famous resident, Björk.

Björk: Greetings, Snarf! How is your skeleton?

Seth Myers: Um, good. How is your skeleton?

Björk: It's itchy.

Seth Myers: So tell us, Björk, what's the situation in Iceland right now?

Björk: It's very bad. Many Icelanders cannot afford basic necessities, like sklarch and flirp.

Seth Myers: That sounds grim.

Björk: It is the worst tragedy in our nation's history, worse than the Great Narwhal Robbery of 1301 or the Reindeer Uprising of 2012. [stage whisper] It's coming.

…It's clear things are not good. Even the bailout was a disaster.

Seth Myers: Okay, so what was the bailout?

Björk: Our prime minister took all of our money and tied it to a horse, and then, took the horse and ran him into the ocean.

Seth Myers: Wow. Can't believe that backfired.

How can your country rebound from this collapse?

Björk: First, I think we should change our currency. Instead of using paper money, I think we should pay for things with clouds.

Seth Myers: Yeah, I'm starting to think you're not the most qualified person to talk about Iceland's economy.

Unsurprisingly, I'm oddly attracted to her.

What can I tell you? Loves me some crazy women.

In Hollywood, It's All in the Editing

Rachel Bilson's Deleted Sex Scene from Rachel Bilson

It was hideous—yet, I could not look away.

For my sins, I may never have an erection again. Consider yourself warned.

Don't Believe Everything You Read on the Bathroom Wall

Wow. Cake, icing, chemistry, glasses (not to mention a sly put-down of her alma mater's rival): She's a cup of coffee a way from making me her bitch—which, despite what that list may lead you to believe, is difficult to do.

Why? What have you heard? via BuzzFeed